Gelato is dessert for people who like feet.

Regular polish tastes like a hardware store. Bitter anti-bite polish exists to punish children. We made the inverse: a pretty bottle of toenail lacquer that is supposed to go in a mouth.

Gelato is an 18+ intimacy product. Five flavors. Wearable color. Made to be ruined. If you want a two-week manicure, this is the wrong shop. If you want someone on their knees tasting pistachio, you are home.

This is the first drop. We are not going to fake a heritage story or a lab coat. The product is the joke inverted into something you would actually leave on a nightstand.